application: Boyfriend at dia morgan™
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Dia Morgan™ is looking to expand her mindset with a new human in her life. By dating Dia Morgan™, you will recieve constant pep talks, conversations about creativity, expanding who you are as a person to create the version of yourself you desire most to be, and the other good stuff that comes along with dating.
REQUIREMENTS
Enjoys leaving the comfort zone.
An expansive mindset.
The ability to sit still and watch a movie.
STD free (please, get tested guys! That’s the best way to keep us all safe as a humanity).
Comfort and confidence in yourself.
RESPONSIBILITES
Must be located within Chicago, IL or Los Angeles, CA. Unfortunately, this position does not work remotely.
Eating great food together.
Giving attention to Dia Morgan™. Preferrably texting her first as often as she texts you first.
Clear communication. Knowing who you are and what you want in your own self is key to this.
You may need to take Dia Morgan™’s phone away while watching movies so she can focus.
Other boyfriend duties…if you know what I mean…at least once a week 😏.
Please note: the position is open, but we may not hire if no applicants qualify.